20 Tweets So Creative In 2017, They Got More Than 50K Retweets

When they hang up and your music finally starts playing again pic.twitter.com/RnJ3K54XaI

— ᴋᴇʀʀᴀ (@KeezusDior) November 13, 2017

Rihanna: Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it

12 year old me: SEX IN THE AIR I DON’T CARE I LOVE THE SMELL OF IT pic.twitter.com/1m4r8Lpx1U

— c (@chuuzus) November 7, 2017

Felt cute in this pic might delete soon tho pic.twitter.com/lLjbWp4s4N

— alex (@sIiceofpizza) June 23, 2017

Me: *dies*
People to my boyfriend: it's okay to get back out there, she'd want you to move on
Me in heaven: pic.twitter.com/CMfAEgWVUw

— asia (@asialbx) February 28, 2017

Uber driver: ...........

Me: ..........

Uber driver: ..........

Me: 5 stars.

— Mohanad Elshieky (@MohanadElshieky) August 6, 2017

Basically how I expect Beyoncé King to start pic.twitter.com/IjS9d8naxh

— Cherry-Thong.Com (@AyeQueLo) November 3, 2017

Some dude just called me a pussy for putting on sunscreen. Imagine thinking you're tougher than the sun? The fucking sun?

— "Riggs" (@RiggsBarstool) June 10, 2017

day 12 of no nut november: i am in full control of my senses and have learned how to levitate pic.twitter.com/pbGq2KKItH

— i need a girlfriend im 6’4 (@ilooklikelilbil) November 13, 2017

me: ew a roach
roach: ew a fat bitch
me: pic.twitter.com/NArg476Xcd

— fat bully (@ricardojkay) November 19, 2017

have u ever accidentally ignored someone for SO long that by the time u see the message again it would actually be rude of u to reply to it

— lewie (@Ixwie) November 20, 2017

"Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know"

Me: wow 3 kids... those are pretty damn permanent CAROL

— Emily Barry (@EmiBarry) July 26, 2017

someone: *hurts me very bad*

me: i don’t deserve this. i need to remove toxic people from my life

them: hey sorry for that thing

me: hey!!!! u know what it’s okay!!! do it again if u need to! 💖💞💗💕✨💞💞🌼💞💗💕💞🌸💞💗

— hannah (@hancalamity) November 22, 2017

My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money. pic.twitter.com/rFzaXLiXgi

— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) August 9, 2017

2017 in a nutshell pic.twitter.com/lTQNVaQ99H

— matthew (@drugcravings) November 17, 2017

him: babe what's wrong
me: nothing
also me:
pic.twitter.com/nsBzamjYtJ

— ♡ fibi (@badgalfibi) November 5, 2017

Would you snitch on your friends for 4 billion ?
Me : pic.twitter.com/MmyE1hp2xc

— 暹罗猫 (@FxckArmy) October 31, 2017

Me after selling my liver for $150,000, kidney for $200,000, my lungs for $60,000, and my eggs for $10,000. pic.twitter.com/yvff66u5yo

— asia (@asialbx) November 28, 2017

"I actually invented Lemonade so it should be free." pic.twitter.com/k8Yq3aGTLa

— blaria. (@Keelectric_Lady) April 27, 2017

Millennial: your generation got houses and jobs

Boomer: yes but we lived with constant fear of nuclear winter

Millennial: hold my avocado

— Ken Norton (@kennethn) August 8, 2017

me replying back to people .02 seconds after they text me pic.twitter.com/0Fmh7TAOy5

— fat bully (@ricardojkay) October 29, 2017