8 Views by John Doe December 8, 2017, 10:19 am in Entertained, WTF 20 Tweets So Creative In 2017, They Got More Than 50K Retweets Open list 20 submissions already + Add yours When they hang up and your music finally starts playing again pic.twitter.com/RnJ3K54XaI— ᴋᴇʀʀᴀ (@KeezusDior) November 13, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:11 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest Rihanna: Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it12 year old me: SEX IN THE AIR I DON’T CARE I LOVE THE SMELL OF IT pic.twitter.com/1m4r8Lpx1U— c (@chuuzus) November 7, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:12 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest Felt cute in this pic might delete soon tho pic.twitter.com/lLjbWp4s4N— alex (@sIiceofpizza) June 23, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:13 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest Me: *dies*People to my boyfriend: it's okay to get back out there, she'd want you to move onMe in heaven: pic.twitter.com/CMfAEgWVUw— asia (@asialbx) February 28, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:14 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest Uber driver: ...........Me: ..........Uber driver: ..........Me: 5 stars.— Mohanad Elshieky (@MohanadElshieky) August 6, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:15 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest Basically how I expect Beyoncé King to start pic.twitter.com/IjS9d8naxh— Cherry-Thong.Com (@AyeQueLo) November 3, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:16 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest Some dude just called me a pussy for putting on sunscreen. Imagine thinking you're tougher than the sun? The fucking sun?— "Riggs" (@RiggsBarstool) June 10, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:21 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest day 12 of no nut november: i am in full control of my senses and have learned how to levitate pic.twitter.com/pbGq2KKItH— i need a girlfriend im 6’4 (@ilooklikelilbil) November 13, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:22 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest me: ew a roach roach: ew a fat bitch me: pic.twitter.com/NArg476Xcd— fat bully (@ricardojkay) November 19, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:22 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest have u ever accidentally ignored someone for SO long that by the time u see the message again it would actually be rude of u to reply to it— lewie (@Ixwie) November 20, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:23 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest "Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know"Me: wow 3 kids... those are pretty damn permanent CAROL— Emily Barry (@EmiBarry) July 26, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:24 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest someone: *hurts me very bad*me: i don’t deserve this. i need to remove toxic people from my lifethem: hey sorry for that thingme: hey!!!! u know what it’s okay!!! do it again if u need to! 💖💞💗💕✨💞💞🌼💞💗💕💞🌸💞💗— hannah (@hancalamity) November 22, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:26 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money. pic.twitter.com/rFzaXLiXgi— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) August 9, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:27 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest 2017 in a nutshell pic.twitter.com/lTQNVaQ99H— matthew (@drugcravings) November 17, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:20 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest him: babe what's wrong me: nothingalso me: pic.twitter.com/nsBzamjYtJ— ♡ fibi (@badgalfibi) November 5, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:27 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest Would you snitch on your friends for 4 billion ? Me : pic.twitter.com/MmyE1hp2xc— 暹罗猫 (@FxckArmy) October 31, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:33 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest Me after selling my liver for $150,000, kidney for $200,000, my lungs for $60,000, and my eggs for $10,000. pic.twitter.com/yvff66u5yo— asia (@asialbx) November 28, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:33 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest "I actually invented Lemonade so it should be free." pic.twitter.com/k8Yq3aGTLa— blaria. (@Keelectric_Lady) April 27, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:36 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest Millennial: your generation got houses and jobs Boomer: yes but we lived with constant fear of nuclear winterMillennial: hold my avocado— Ken Norton (@kennethn) August 8, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:37 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest me replying back to people .02 seconds after they text me pic.twitter.com/0Fmh7TAOy5— fat bully (@ricardojkay) October 29, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:38 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest Leave your vote 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Add your submission Upload image Embed content Title This field is required Delete Drop files here or Upload Cancel Maximum upload file size: 2 MB. 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When they hang up and your music finally starts playing again pic.twitter.com/RnJ3K54XaI— ᴋᴇʀʀᴀ (@KeezusDior) November 13, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:11 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest
Rihanna: Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it12 year old me: SEX IN THE AIR I DON’T CARE I LOVE THE SMELL OF IT pic.twitter.com/1m4r8Lpx1U— c (@chuuzus) November 7, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:12 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest
Felt cute in this pic might delete soon tho pic.twitter.com/lLjbWp4s4N— alex (@sIiceofpizza) June 23, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:13 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest
Me: *dies*People to my boyfriend: it's okay to get back out there, she'd want you to move onMe in heaven: pic.twitter.com/CMfAEgWVUw— asia (@asialbx) February 28, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:14 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest
Uber driver: ...........Me: ..........Uber driver: ..........Me: 5 stars.— Mohanad Elshieky (@MohanadElshieky) August 6, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:15 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest
Basically how I expect Beyoncé King to start pic.twitter.com/IjS9d8naxh— Cherry-Thong.Com (@AyeQueLo) November 3, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:16 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest
Some dude just called me a pussy for putting on sunscreen. Imagine thinking you're tougher than the sun? The fucking sun?— "Riggs" (@RiggsBarstool) June 10, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:21 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest
day 12 of no nut november: i am in full control of my senses and have learned how to levitate pic.twitter.com/pbGq2KKItH— i need a girlfriend im 6’4 (@ilooklikelilbil) November 13, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:22 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest
me: ew a roach roach: ew a fat bitch me: pic.twitter.com/NArg476Xcd— fat bully (@ricardojkay) November 19, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:22 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest
have u ever accidentally ignored someone for SO long that by the time u see the message again it would actually be rude of u to reply to it— lewie (@Ixwie) November 20, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:23 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest
"Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know"Me: wow 3 kids... those are pretty damn permanent CAROL— Emily Barry (@EmiBarry) July 26, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:24 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest
someone: *hurts me very bad*me: i don’t deserve this. i need to remove toxic people from my lifethem: hey sorry for that thingme: hey!!!! u know what it’s okay!!! do it again if u need to! 💖💞💗💕✨💞💞🌼💞💗💕💞🌸💞💗— hannah (@hancalamity) November 22, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:26 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest
My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money. pic.twitter.com/rFzaXLiXgi— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) August 9, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:27 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest
2017 in a nutshell pic.twitter.com/lTQNVaQ99H— matthew (@drugcravings) November 17, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:20 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest
him: babe what's wrong me: nothingalso me: pic.twitter.com/nsBzamjYtJ— ♡ fibi (@badgalfibi) November 5, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:27 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest
Would you snitch on your friends for 4 billion ? Me : pic.twitter.com/MmyE1hp2xc— 暹罗猫 (@FxckArmy) October 31, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:33 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest
Me after selling my liver for $150,000, kidney for $200,000, my lungs for $60,000, and my eggs for $10,000. pic.twitter.com/yvff66u5yo— asia (@asialbx) November 28, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:33 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest
"I actually invented Lemonade so it should be free." pic.twitter.com/k8Yq3aGTLa— blaria. (@Keelectric_Lady) April 27, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:36 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest
Millennial: your generation got houses and jobs Boomer: yes but we lived with constant fear of nuclear winterMillennial: hold my avocado— Ken Norton (@kennethn) August 8, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:37 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest
me replying back to people .02 seconds after they text me pic.twitter.com/0Fmh7TAOy5— fat bully (@ricardojkay) October 29, 2017 MoreReport by John Doe December 7, 2017, 11:38 am 0 points Upvote Downvote Total votes: 0 Upvotes: 0 Upvotes percentage: 0.000000% Downvotes: 0 Downvotes percentage: 0.000000% Share Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Pinterest